Finally, a hot sauce that respects your limits.
Weak Ass
Hot Sauce
I'll make your taste buds sing, not sting.
Finally, a hot sauce that respects your limits.
I'll make your taste buds sing, not sting.
Not everyone is chasing a million Scoville units. Some of us just want the flavor: roasted red peppers, garlic, apple cider vinegar, smoked paprika, a little honey. Enough heat to wake it all up and not one degree more. Every other sauce on the shelf brags about the burn. This one admits it, right there on the label.
Seven flavors, seven underachievers. Every recipe is hand crafted from natural ingredients, gluten free, vegetarian, and honest about the heat.
"I'll make your taste buds sing, not sting!"
"Bold flavor, bashful heat."
"This sauce is soft and sweet, just like me!"
"I'm not hot, just heart warming."
"I am soft spoken and full of flavor..."
"This sauce is soo hot..." "No it's NOT!"
"You think I'm hot but I'm actually very cool.."
Hot. Barely. On a good day.
The recipes exist. The characters exist. The labels are designed. What this brand needs is a backer with a sense of humor and an appetite for shelf space. If that sounds like you, or someone you eat lunch with, write me.
Get in before it's cool