Finally, a hot sauce that respects your limits.

Weak Ass
Hot Sauce

I'll make your taste buds sing, not sting.

Weak Ass Hot Sauce bottle label featuring Drowsy Dragon, a sleepy red dragon

Why low heat?

Not everyone is chasing a million Scoville units. Some of us just want the flavor: roasted red peppers, garlic, apple cider vinegar, smoked paprika, a little honey. Enough heat to wake it all up and not one degree more. Every other sauce on the shelf brags about the burn. This one admits it, right there on the label.

Meet Drowsy Dragon

The first character in the lineup. He could breathe fire. He chooses not to. Every flavor gets its own underachiever.

Flavor does the talking

Hand-crafted recipes built around fresh peppers, herbs, and spice, so you taste the food instead of enduring it.

The joke that sells itself

A hot sauce named Weak Ass Hot Sauce does its own marketing. People pick up the bottle to laugh and put it in the cart.

Where it lands on the scale

Hot Extreme Hellfire

Hot. Barely. On a good day.

Brave enough to launch it?

The recipes exist. The characters exist. The labels are designed. What this brand needs is a backer with a sense of humor and an appetite for shelf space. If that sounds like you, or someone you eat lunch with, write me.

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